Ojiji's Maple Story

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Mapler Ojiji's Log: January 31st 2007

Well hello there my fellow Maplers!

Here's the continuation of my exploration in Zipangu's Showa town...


Like the rest of maple, Zipangu too is well known for their plastic surgeons, yes pun intended :)


Oh check out the old school posters on the wall!


How can you not feel sad for a crying kitten? Even the pup nearby is melancholy!


Getting ready to enter the hot springs spa...


A breathtakingly beautiful tile art in the spa :)


I wouldn't leave my belongings with a dodgy looking person like you!


Wha jackpot? I don't see no slot machines!


This guy has been watching one two many cartoon network flicks...


Too bad we couldn't go in to watch a movie, they're probably still building the screen or something.


Oh Perv!

Alrighty then, stay tuned for more adventures!

Much Love, Ojiji

Friday, January 05, 2007

Mapler Ojiji's Log: January 5th 2007 (Continued)

Wow, two posts in one day eh? Ojiji’s making up for all that lost time…

Anyway, here I am with my fellow maplers exploring the creepy regions on the outskirts of Zipangu. Why I agreed to follow Darkdg into this horrifyingly eerie place, is still a mystery…

I dislike life-like statues even more than foggy fog…

Seriously, they bring me into this haunting of a place and leave me stranded under a darkish tree which may have spiders in it, or worse…

See, I knew we shouldn’t have come here, Arucard’s grammar is getting all screwy…

Oh yeah, you better believe it.

Sure, we’d like to change channels too but the darn ghosties are frolicking around and they keep slamming into our faces with their pink tongues wagging everywhere, how are we gonna change channel huh?! Tell me, how how? :P

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, out pops rancid-breath Randy.

Ew…somebody get some Colgate up here pronto!

Oh great Darkdg! NOW you say you wanna get outta here!

Well, creepy stuff aside, the scenery is pretty lovely, don’t you think?

We finally made it back to Zipangu in one piece with memories we’d all like to forget :D

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: January 5th 2007

My fellow maplers! I’m sure most of you have already been to Zipangu, the beautiful Japanese Land of cutesy creatures and big-headed gangsters…

Couldn’t believe that I was in Zipangu. So. Awesome.

Not convincing Perry…you have a McDonalds logo on your head, seems to me you like fast food…

Cool! They worship shrooms here! Wonder where the slime statue is…

The shop houses here are just absolutely adorable! Take a gander at that roof, red Lego blocks!

Well, I bet it does, especially with the Yakuza…

Is this guy selling octopi or skin care products man?!

Ojiji’s weakness, RAMEN. Blew a hole in my pocket.

*whispers* I tell you, these Japanese people say the weirdest things when they sell their stuff, what’s with the “chest” statement? Is it supposed to be some kind of sick selling scheme?

Yes Kinokonoko, we know it’s a musssshhhroooom shrine. *whispers* she had a bit too much Sake to drink I tell ya, look at that stoned look in her eyes…

Ah yes, Darkdg promised to be my tour guide around Zipangu!

Cool, they even got shades on.

Wait, those aren’t shades…they look more like the eye crusts you get when you wake up in the morning, ew…

Wow, massive sun burn…ouch.

Alrighty, that’s all for this session. Stay tuned for more…

Much Love, Ojiji