Friday, January 05, 2007

Mapler Ojiji's Log: January 5th 2007

My fellow maplers! I’m sure most of you have already been to Zipangu, the beautiful Japanese Land of cutesy creatures and big-headed gangsters…

Couldn’t believe that I was in Zipangu. So. Awesome.

Not convincing Perry…you have a McDonalds logo on your head, seems to me you like fast food…

Cool! They worship shrooms here! Wonder where the slime statue is…

The shop houses here are just absolutely adorable! Take a gander at that roof, red Lego blocks!

Well, I bet it does, especially with the Yakuza…

Is this guy selling octopi or skin care products man?!

Ojiji’s weakness, RAMEN. Blew a hole in my pocket.

*whispers* I tell you, these Japanese people say the weirdest things when they sell their stuff, what’s with the “chest” statement? Is it supposed to be some kind of sick selling scheme?

Yes Kinokonoko, we know it’s a musssshhhroooom shrine. *whispers* she had a bit too much Sake to drink I tell ya, look at that stoned look in her eyes…

Ah yes, Darkdg promised to be my tour guide around Zipangu!

Cool, they even got shades on.

Wait, those aren’t shades…they look more like the eye crusts you get when you wake up in the morning, ew…

Wow, massive sun burn…ouch.

Alrighty, that’s all for this session. Stay tuned for more…

Much Love, Ojiji

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

w00t first poster funny

Friday, January 05, 2007 5:02:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to anonymous:

awesome awesome :)

-ojiji

Saturday, January 06, 2007 6:54:00 AM  
Anonymous soulhealer65 said...

i will try to send u images of my sin

Saturday, January 06, 2007 9:49:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

so there dg was, looking at the ramen, and i said "dun eat, the ramen got contaminated by crows" and then, midway thru gangster land, dg vomits all over the ah gong and we die. damn. oh btw new post!so nice

Tuesday, January 09, 2007 5:24:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

woah! nasty! thank gdness i never ate the ramen, i only buy them for looks :D hahaha!

-ojiji

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 1:00:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

whew, cuz my dk, who ate em, got food poisoning midway thru foghting crog. buy ramen frm the wedding palace, much more nice. LOL!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:59:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

there's ramen at the wedding palace? cool! :D the bride and groom must get hungry after a hard days marraige :D haha!

-ojiji

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger gonrod said...

no, its more of a wedding feast...buying unagi,petfood, fruits and meats would be a real nice feast too

Thursday, January 11, 2007 6:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ojiji go get married la:D

Friday, January 12, 2007 9:21:00 PM  
Blogger gonrod said...

how she get married with NPC?

Saturday, January 13, 2007 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome! how do you get there? :O i`ve heard of korea town but no japan place!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ojiji do u play aquilla,bootes, cassopia or delphinus?

Friday, August 10, 2007 2:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chest~

Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Lilian said...

hi, can u send me a pic of image 4 and 5 with no ppl at it? and can u save the pic as JPEG? you dont have to crop the pic i will crop it :) --> lilian_tay96@yahoo.com

Saturday, January 24, 2009 8:05:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

TO ALL:

i'm no longer playing maple story since well, i don't have the game in my computer anymore. i hope all of you are still enjoying the game though :-)

HAPPY MAPLING! :-)

much love, Ojiji

Friday, February 13, 2009 6:18:00 AM  
Blogger Animekiki said...

Lolz phunnyz!

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Ayumii said...

Noo!! Ojiji, your blog's so great! Why did you stop it?! You can reinstall Maplestory again!

Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Maple Cory said...

I love this game so much

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:04:00 PM  

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