Thursday, February 16, 2006

Mapler Ojiji's Log: February 16th 2006

Greetings fellow Maplers!

I have returned with a whole chunk load of screen shots. More specifically, a story of myself and Icarus.

(Caution: This entry may cause your tear ducts to feel funny and watery drops to flow from it)

It started off innocently, like all love stories do…

From annoyance to liking…

awwwwww…

Icarus sure had a way with my heart…

Even though others didn’t think so…

Truly!

From liking to love…

Oh how thy heart aches!

(I did have a little crush on Valen from Florina though, hehehe…)

CLOSE YOUR EYES KIDS!!!

I should have slipped into something more comfortable. Anyway, I still do visit Icarus once in awhile and I’m actually helping him build a flying machine thingy thing now. Sigh…ah sweet forbidden love!

Much Love, Ojiji

56 Comments:

Blogger ««ðĥ-¥åñĜ»»™ said...

WE MUST DANCE! WE MUST DANCE! WE MUST DANCE! orbic warrior, i think we should dance around the toilet in dark lords pub, i can't take alchohol..i get drunk easily..then i would mess up the toilet...so try stop me frm gettin beer..

Thursday, February 16, 2006 2:08:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to ahyang:

omg omg omg! yes pleeeeeease!!! dancing dancing! like clubbing sia :D clubbing in maple!

-ojiji

Thursday, February 16, 2006 3:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Relander said...

Youre blog updates have changed from weird to ultra waganza weird... I hope Icarus didn't took breakup too hard. And did you see?!? That assasin took advance from your love story!!! Thats rude.

Thursday, February 16, 2006 4:23:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to relander:

yes, and it's just gonna get weirder and weirder :D

-ojiji

Thursday, February 16, 2006 4:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Sandra said...

awww...poor icarus... but i think u made d rite choice...sobz.... oh i cant help loving sad love stories.... immuned to them...thx for that 5 minutes of joy...cheered my whole day up... ;)...hehehhe ....

ps . thats one heck of alot of screenies....

Thursday, February 16, 2006 5:03:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to sandra:

i'm glad you felt cheered up after you read the blog :D makes my day to hear people say that :) there's like 60 ss altogether in that post. SIXTY! a whole chunk load!!! :D anyway, thanks for visiting!

-ojiji

Thursday, February 16, 2006 8:17:00 AM  
Blogger OrbicWarrior said...

woW~~

the ojijijij finds infinate ways to entertain herself xD

It looked like people where starting to wonder about the purple haird person screaming to an NPC about true love on top of a hospital...but hey, i do it all the time!

xDDD Funness with the ojijij screen shots....and its so much fun to make people think you are crazy :)

Just a few days ago, my friends and I saw a movie, in the mall, and we had some time to kill, so i walked into 'Johnson Jewlers' and asked the mexician cleaning the rings if he was johnson, when he said 'no' i asked for John again, and when he siad he wasnt here...i started to cry histarically...and i asked him to give me a hug...but then some mean lesbian in a suit told me to leave T_T

BUT the mexician was laughing :D
So much fun to harrass strangers, later i went in to a place called (seriously this is what its called) 'the watch shop' and i asked if they sold hats...when they said no, i accused them of false advertizing and demanded a hug in reporation :)


BTW EVERYONE~~~~ BALROG POKING IS TODAY~!!! (im staying up till like 3 am so like 4 pm for everyone else xD)

Thursday, February 16, 2006 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

what a sad love story ...... reminds me of the titanic..... roflmao

Thursday, February 16, 2006 6:18:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to orbic warrior:

yeeeaaahhh! that's what i'm talking about! harassing strangers both in maple and in real life kicks ass :)the poking of the balrog shall commence soon! ONWARD!!!

-ojijijijijijiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to jenny:

indeed, it truly is a tragic love story between a regular mapler and an npc. forbidden love is sweeeeet!

-ojiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 12:06:00 AM  
Blogger ««ðĥ-¥åñĜ»»™ said...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..but too bad i got bad news, my bitchy friend deleted my maple when i was taking a bath....hey, orbicwarrior! i truly suggest you do brokeback mountain with Icarus, that would be coool

Friday, February 17, 2006 2:24:00 AM  
Blogger ««ðĥ-¥åñĜ»»™ said...

ojijijijijijijij..ahyangyangyangyangyangyangynangyang

Friday, February 17, 2006 2:25:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

*vomits intestines out*
aarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i need to go to the hosital!(has fit)
ifjhdijfspjfasjfsjoguturekrf;ldsnvmxcbgkjdhok;lfjdslgfjds
gahhhh!

Friday, February 17, 2006 5:55:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

hey!i've got a great idea(i've recovered fully from my fit)lets go kill jr wraith and collect toilet paper from them!then we can go to the toilet with it and poop the dark lord our poop!won't that be nice(girls take a seperate cubicle and orbicwarrior pls stop drooling the room in filling up with your saliva.....)?

Friday, February 17, 2006 5:57:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

I TINK JOK3 IS TOO SERIOUS ABOUT or maybe he's jealous of icarus or maybe he's serious about u ojiji waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YOU GOT SO MANY COMPETITORS ORBIC!lol am i going mad?

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:00:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

heres a joke to lighten up your day
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted
hahahahaha

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger OrbicWarrior said...

xD ive heard taht one before xDD

WE WILL DANc3 arouNd balROg and he shall be so confused that he will die and drop every 60% scroll known to man...WAHH

Friday, February 17, 2006 1:55:00 PM  
Blogger Ling said...

That sin must come to this blog and see how silly he was..lmao.
Anyway, nice joke.
XD

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:05:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to ah yang:

WAHAHAHAHAH! broke back mountain! alright! that's great man! gay love! whoooooooo...

-ojiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:18:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

hahaha cute joke :D by the way, your toilet paper joke sounds cool too. we should do that sometimes, fill up the toilet bowl in tissue paper and trap the dark lord in his basement FOREVER!!! Bwahahahahah!!! *faints*

-ojiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:22:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to orbic warrior:

when shall weeeeeeee start???!!! my legs are itching thinking about the dancing around the balrog!

-ojijijijijiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 6:23:00 PM  
Blogger OrbicWarrior said...

GAHHHH NOW~~~~ we must start, im online now...its like 10pm here so its like 11 am for you...AHHH the ojijijiji we must DANCE T_T *shoves hand full of pills into mouth*

(...Brokeback moutain *shivers*)

Friday, February 17, 2006 7:17:00 PM  
Blogger ««ðĥ-¥åñĜ»»™ said...

DAMN!!!!! MY FREAKIN FRIEND IMA KILL HIM.. downloading now.. he's gonna lose his pants in front of everyone in the arcade in the mall..lolz nice one the joke..

Friday, February 17, 2006 9:39:00 PM  
Anonymous hazel said...

that was the BEST ever post. It made me laugh! thanks! =)

Friday, February 17, 2006 9:47:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to orbic warrior:

gaaaahhh!!! i was online just now tooo! *faints* oh well, i wonder when's the next time? the balrog is waiting our dance-ish arrival!!!

-ojijijijijijijiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to hazel:

glad you enjoyed it! chunk load of screenies :D thanks for dropping by! happy mapling :) *hug hug hug*

-ojiji

Friday, February 17, 2006 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger gonrod said...

lets throw toilet paper at balrog too then he can pee in it anbd then we can rate his urine smelliness.i bet its 10 for smelliness,0.0000001 for hygeiyne
and 99.99% that he'll kill us for conducting this test.^^

Friday, February 17, 2006 11:10:00 PM  
Blogger stefinie said...

hiya ojiji

long time no see!!! =)
srry.....i sort of forgot my username......silly me...
anywayz...ur newest post(this one)
is sooooo awsome!!! Love it! post more soon!!
so long............

Friday, February 17, 2006 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger ms.bulat said...

LOL. its enough that you were funny...to add it all up...you had helper Jok3 O__o

Saturday, February 18, 2006 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger <==ĔĐẅĄŘđ! YONG QUAN==> said...

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:07:00 AM  
Blogger Ling said...

OJIJI!! YOU NVR REPLY TO ME??? *wails*

Saturday, February 18, 2006 8:11:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

oh man! grossness!!! *faints* balrog's pee should be potent enough to corrode gold ores!

-ojiji

Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:16:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to stefanie:

:D thanks! do drop by soon for more silly screenies! *hug hug hug*

-ojiji

Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:17:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to qiki:

yeah that guy was super random. he just appeared out of no where and started calling me a crazed mapler and every other insult you can imagine. but then right at the end, when i finished my dramatic conversation with icarus, he told me i put up a good show and wanted to hire me for more shows in the future :D you wanna talk about weird mood swings? JOK3 sure has it.

-ojiji

Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:19:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to linling:

but but but, you didn't ask me anything! :D hahaha! how about i compensate you by giving you hugs? *hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug*

-ojiji

Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:20:00 PM  
Anonymous baboonfreak said...

OJIJI!!!!!!!,I'm having a birthday party in maple on the 25th of feb (fri) at aquila free market at 11pm.Hope u can attend!!!

Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous zammyrune said...

Hi, maybe you could do that to earn mesos. Open a studio or something lol.

Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:36:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

i think it would corode black crystal(refined) and dark crystal and luck crystal and diamond ore too!

Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:28:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

hey u noe what?
balrog drop refined jewels cuz he's too greedy and eats them up so when we kill him he drop them(or when we slit his stomach open)or when he poops them out al balrog poop.hey?have u ever wondered if the jewel got stuck when he peed?then maybe he would explode from internal urine conbustion
p.s. stef likes it when u hug her

Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi ojiji i can't believe u got yurself so many lvls so quickly keep it up

Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:46:00 AM  
Blogger gonrod said...

hey who are u gonna woo nxt?bruce?maya(she has H5N1)?or random ppl?

Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:47:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to baboonfreak:

omg! you're having a bday party in maple?! that is so cool!!! i will try to be there man! :D happy bday!

-ojiji

Sunday, February 19, 2006 9:27:00 AM  
Blogger OrbicWarrior said...

w000T you gotta have tacos at your party...err. im always bad at giving presents...last year i got my sister a dead platapus, and i dont think she liked it too much....

Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to orbic warrior:

oh you wanna talk about bad presents? on my 10th bday, i was given an empty cd, when i asked my friend what i should be doing with the present, she replied, "it's just for decorative purposes". i never looked at cds the same way again :D

-ojiji

Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:39:00 PM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

wait a second, i never knew balrogs could URINE!

-ojiji

Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:40:00 PM  
Blogger gonrod said...

oh all boss monsters do. if not then why did i ask u to go hunt toilet paper?u tot its for emergency use in case orbic swallowed laxative?and balrog urine is deadly.thats how he kills most of the ppl who attk him.his urine attk makes meteor look like a sword compared to a great maple celtic sword!!!!!!!!!!!so dun go dance around him when hes peeing.

Monday, February 20, 2006 2:34:00 AM  
Blogger Ojiji said...

to gonrod:

hahaha! well yes, there's a high probability that orbic might just swallow laxatives. hmm, but i see your point with the toilet paper. well then, i can only say one thing. ONWARD!!! WITH TOILET PAPER!

-ojiji

Monday, February 20, 2006 3:12:00 AM  
Blogger OrbicWarrior said...

I think ojiji likes the word 'ONWARD' ;)

Monday, February 20, 2006 9:33:00 AM  
Anonymous passerby said...

hahaha you got such a cute blog.. i really enjoyed it (never fail to put a smile on my face) keep blogging =)

Friday, March 03, 2006 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow what a love story,...i enjoy it do MUCH!!!

Friday, March 24, 2006 9:12:00 PM  
Blogger SweetandRabbit said...

Icrus so poor thing,..having a break up!Lolx! Ojiji I love your blogs,..it is cool!I am one of your FANS!!!

Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous aqua said...

i love the story i must dance now i want to dance around a barlog but im only lvl 25 its to hard to lvl my girls name is aquaflake shes in windia make more storys

Saturday, April 08, 2006 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous evan gelina AKA (the aqua said...

i love the story i must dance now i want to dance around a barlog but im only lvl 25 its to hard to lvl my girls name is aquaflake shes in windia make more storys

Saturday, April 08, 2006 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous evangelina AKA (the aqua said...

i love the story i must dance now i want to dance around a barlog but im only lvl 25 its to hard to lvl my girls name is aquaflake shes in windia make more storys

Saturday, April 08, 2006 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous gem said...

wah u so good in making storys meh u so good erm do u play bootes???

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 4:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stfu

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 2:49:00 PM  

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