Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 26th 2005

Been roaming around kerning city a lot recently and got to know a new mapler named CupidX. As you might gather from his name, he is an archer and probably a romantic one at that. Anyway, we were strolling along in Kerning City when suddenly we realized that we were the only nineteen year olds around the whole vicinity! Cupid being the vain pot he is, couldn’t except that fact that he was older than everyone else and so set out on a personal quest to find another nineteen year old. Our first victim, trapped he was!

Told you so…

We resorted to other means, rewarding people who were nineteen…

As you can see, nothing much came out of it…

Except me rearing my ugly greedy head!

Here’s the last person we asked, couldn’t get much of an answer out of her though, she just kept smiling and commenting about how many strangers there were…weird…

So we continued our little walk around Kerning City and met this lovely couple who wore identical beanie hats (adorable!). I just couldn’t pass up this wonderful chance to start my terrorizing but mind you, I wasn’t aiming for the guy…

No offense to guys!

Hehehe, SOMEONE’s getting jealous. Well, that’s enough terrorizing for one day. Special thanks to CupidX for being such a good sport.

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 21st 2005

I just discovered that the best places to disturb unsuspecting maplers are the places you’d least expect. For example, the sleepy wood sauna! And the best part is, once you get tired of the people in the sauna, you can always change channels!

Here I am making my first “move” on this mushroom haired cutie…

The ultimate question with innocent bystanders witnessing…

Aah flattery…

Here comes the drama bit…

He he he…

I have that effect of people…

Argh, mis-pronuoced “spurn”!

Wahhh, drama drama…Hope you enjoyed that. The person I was terrorizing, CandiceWWE (what a name!) later found out I was actually taking screenshots of the whole scene, probably got his ego bruised and started sprouting some random vulgarities at me, which was pretty amusing considering he was all, “pls dun cry” and sympathetic at first.

Anyway, besides what happened in the sauna, here’s what I heard someone saying to another while I was outside the Sleepy wood hotel…

Woah! Confident is a major understatement! I’ve got even more photographs coming out soon, stay tuned!

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 16th 2005

While traveling around Victoria island, I again bumped into numerous interesting individuals. One of them was a friendly and hyper Fire mage called Chicken Nugget, we had actually met before in maple, just that my poor memory did not allow me to re-call who he was! Anyway, we decided to train together and here he is using his bunny to promote my blog, isn’t that just adorable!

Now, that’s what I call good pet training. Meanwhile, as we were busy whacking Ligators and just having a good time…

This imbecile stepped in and pushed Chicken Nugget to the ground! I of course found that extremely rude of him and confronted the brute of a mapler…

He then started wimping out and began crying which in turn made all of us cry (I’m rather sensitive you know…)

And wouldn’t you know it! As he was trying to gain pity from us, he pushed Chicken Nugget to the ground again but this time Chicken Nugget pulled him down as well, causing both of them to fall! By that time, I was pretty pissed off, so I threatened to fight him so that he would go away.

The first attack!

The counter attack!

(The rest of the screenshots have been taken off due to its graphic and highly violent nature.)

Anyway, I decided to ignore Ksssss since the fight was going nowhere BUT he started harassing me and calling me names!

Wow, check out how he spelled lesbian. That’s one major numbskull. But besides being rude and obnoxious, that ksssss was just plain annoying. It’s people like him that make Maple an awful place to live and train in.

Well, on to happier and more significant events. I met a ghost while strolling around kerning! No, it’s not that mysterious lady in Dr Naora’s clinic. This ghost had long black straggly hair and a white robe! At first I was pretty freaked out…

And then I started to get really frightened and nervous…

But turns out, once I started talking to her, she wasn’t so bad! In fact she was humorous and friendly and down right adorable!

Apparently though, not everyone thinks so…

So, I know you guys know about my history and where I came from et cetera but I never mentioned anything about where I lived presently and how my house looks like and all that jazz. I want to take this opportunity to show you all my houses in the different towns of Victoria island and hopefully you’ll show me yours one day. Let’s start with my home in Lith harbour…

I had always wanted a home near the sea and this particular location had a wonderful view of the ocean surrounding Victoria Island. Also, the blue dome shaped roof really added that nautical touch that I loved so much.

The next home is in henesys…

I don’t usually stay in my Henesys home since I hardly travel to Henesys but when I do, I really love to lounge in the garden and pick carrots to sell at the Henesys market, it’s rather therapeutic. The house is pretty small compared to my Lith home but it is extremely cozy, don’t you love the leaf and bead curtains at the main door? Certainly adds that earthy touch.

My third home is in Kerning…

I spend almost as much time in my Kerning home as I do at my Perion one because I just love the city life. My kerning apartment is the one in sillouette with the round windows. It's pretty spacious and modern and has a great view of the Setting sun.

And here’s where I lived as a child…

Isn’t it simply gorgeous? The three windows at the top floor were where my sisters and I slept. The first window on the far left was my room, the middle was Oshea’s and the third was Oriri’s. The house looks fairly small from the outside but the rooms actually extend all the way into the trunk of the tree that the house is attached to. My parents were in Ossyria on a business trip so I couldn’t take any photos with them, oh well maybe next time.

Anyway, here’s my home in Perion…

My tent is the one with the horses at the far left. Ancient Perionians used to be nomads, so their traditional home was always a tent which can be moved around. However, as the years went by, Perionians found a place they could finally settle in but tents are still used presently. Alright, that’s all the homes I have!

But before I go, here’s a cutie I met while in Sleepywood…

He he he…thought I lost my perverted touch eh? Don’t worry, I’m still swooning!

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 14th 2005

My sister Oshea recently sent me some pictures of her travels in Maple island and Victoria. She said she’ll be sending me more in the near future. Want to see how a REAL noob looks like? Here she is!

Awww, isn’t my baby sister adorable!

Here she is at Lith harbour, her virgin decent upon Victoria island. Sigh…I still remember the first time I set foot on what I thought was a God forsaken island, the wind in my hair, the sun in my face and a hole in my pocket. Argh, no mesos! Anyway, I wish her all the best in her travels and I hope she inherits my knack for terrorizing people. He he he…

I’m not sure what happened to my youngest sister, Oriri though. The last I heard was that she stayed on in maple island without even setting her axe onto a single snail and fell for the first male she saw there, which was this snobbish buffoon of a guy in mushroom town named Roger.

She laughed at every joke he told and always complimented on how big his feet were. As you might have guessed, they got hitched and now she’s tending to his garden and cleaning up after him in their mushroom of a house. Well, I hope she’s happy.

Ah well, that’s life for you isn’t it? One minute you’re on your way to become an almighty warrior and the next you’re the almighty homemaker. Speaking of unexpected incidents. I was taking a stroll around Kerning city recently when I bumped into these two very attractive young girls…in their underwear! As you perhaps know my perverted nature, I followed them around and took off my amour as well to reveal the cute pink undies that lay beneath that tough warrior exterior. Ah Liberation!

This boy joined in the undies parade…

And the taxi found it rather amusing as well…

Yeah, you should be happy you lucky as5hole!

As you might have guessed, this situation caused a lot of unwanted attention…

And being the shameless attention seeker I am, I wanted more!

And then! The fights broke out. It was like watching National Geographic’s “Mating season in the Savanna”

Anyway, that’s enough action for today. I shall keep you updated on my escapades very soon.

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 12th 2005

Don’t you just love it when it rains in Maple? Many Maplers do too, and the best part is, everyone in Maple can be a weather maker…

Here I am sulking under the hot, humid and polluted air of kerning city together with Ah Kai…

Ahh, killing two birds with one stone by enjoying the petals and promoting my blog!

How sweet, Ah Kai is sheltering me from the petals!

By the way, nice hair do Ah Kai.

People like Ah Kai, really know how to have fun and just be themselves even with a crazy hairdo but SOME people just don’t know how to take a joke or even a compliment…

Gosh, a gorgeous purple haired girl with a mop just said she likes you, can’t you at least say a word of Thanks? Haha!

Oooooh, you’d think he would play along but nooo…

That’s what I call a Mapler with no funny bone!

Awwwww, now he’s getting all annoyed. Perfect.

He he he

Boy, this guy’s really taking this seriously, he really fascinates me. Anyway, after Fishmage said that, I walked away and started talking to Master Friday and we were laughing like a bunch of crazed Lupins and just talking among ourselves when suddenly, Mr. “I-shall-keep-psychos-off-the-streets” Fishmage rudely interrupted our conversation and practically told Friday to stay away from me because I was about to ask him to be my stead (It’s like those words are a disease to him). I’d have thought by now that Fishy would have gotten the hint that I was just kidding around with him. So when Friday and I told him that we were in a party together and that we were friends, Fishy said, “Don’t lie, you two are in CAHOOTS!”. And this is what Master Friday said…

All hail the great Master Friday! What a wonderful day of terrorizing people I had, I shall do it again very soon.

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 8th 2005

In all my months of training, I have come across quite a few cute, boyish maplers worthy to be called eye candy. I usually like to catch their attention by boosting their egos…

Flirting about with their names…

Or even being blatant and slightly pervertic with the, “How big are your feet?” question...

The poor guy didn’t know what hit him…

Anyway, I tried out some pick up lines together with Master Friday. Here’s one called “Bandit”…

The response…

And the Punch line!

That particular pick up line is most appropriate for Bandits and Assasins, it gives them an extremely large ego boost not only to their outlook of themselves but also towards their Jobs! Here’s another you can use on Fire Mages…

The response…

Punch line!

This line can be used on Ice/Lighting Mages as well, perhaps by changing the starting line to, “Hey are you an Ice/Lighting Mage?” and the punch line, “Cause you’re so cool/electrifying.”Being spontaneous is the way to go girls ;) Anyway, here’s one last pickup line that everyone can use…

The response…

Whooo, PUNCHLINE!

Now wasn’t that simply wicked? Now, guys love teasing but when it comes to food, it’s no laughing matter…

And instead of getting your guy, you could end up with two unhappy parties…

But if all else fails and the flirting, teasing and pick up lines don’t work? You can always vent your frustration on a little…

And then maybe turn lesbian after that (I’m just kidding!). Have a great day ladies…

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 5th 2005

Been meeting some really funky people around maple recently and I even found my childhood friend, BayBieLingX! She’s a fourteen year old, level twenty one warrior training to become a fighter. I have known her since we were kids because my grandma lives just across the street from her and I visit my grandma every weekend. Look at how cute she’s grown!

The horns truly add a touch of “wild” to her look. Speaking of wild,I also met another punky purple lover called Drako who seriously has a thing for the radical colour, look at his armour and hair combi!

It’s not everyday that you get to see someone colour co-ordinate their hair with their attire. Anyway, besides meeting people with interesting apparels and hairstyles, I also met a girl called COCAINE in kerning city. Here’s a picture of her and I chatting it up…

Master Friday and I have been training quite a bit too, so to de-stress we began some facial excercises, makes the cheeks all tingly…

After much random chatter about feet size, height, weight and other assortment of subjects, we decided to continue with our training as well as try to complete Blackbull’s level 30 quest of re-building an even bigger house for his cousins. To build this house, we had to collect Stones dropped by the Stone Golem and to do that, obviously we had to fight it.

This is me getting all pumped up for the kill…

This is me freezing up…

And here I am freaking out…

All in all, even though it was a frightening experience, I guess it was pretty good considering I couldn’t even administer a single damage to the breathing pile of rocks. The whole journey consisted of me hanging on a vine while Master Friday and some other Maplers were whacking the darn thing. Sigh…if only I were level Fifty-Five!

Anyway, after all that hard work. I decided to take some time to promote my Blog and let people see how wonderful Maple can be (hey that rhymes!).

Well, just to let my readers know. I will be attending Artisan school for the next few months and may not be entirely free to train as much as I used to. Even though I am a warrior, my parents also wished that I not lose touch of my roots and enrolled me in an Artisan school. I really do love school and all the non-warrior students in there, am looking forward to it…

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 3rd 2005

Besides whacking creatures to level up, I usually love doing PQ (Party Quest) as well and the speed in which I gain experience is doubled if not tripled and further more, lovely rewards are given out at the end of each successful PQ. Here I am with my fellow PQ mates waiting to enter the PQ grounds and then slowly making our way through the different stages…

We entered and re-entered many times yesterday and I gained much experience thanks to them. Here’s the PQ gang…

I think I was pretty much the oldie in the group but disconnects (a young teenager) was the leader with AC and I was doing the tracking together with LucciferJay (a ten year old) and ahSiTerU (another young one). I guess I went into training at a pretty late age because most started at around age twelve or so. Ah well, there are many kinds of people in Maple.

Old ones…

Older ones…

Young ones…

And unfortunately, perverted ones…

Look at what appalling question this creature asked me…

Doesn’t a shudder just come down your spine? At first I thought he just needed some mesos, maybe he was broke or something along that line but turned out he just needed some “lovin”. Hopefully my trips around perion will not involve half naked maplers asking vulgar questions.

Much Love (but not to pervs), Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 2nd 2005

I finally got to go on a break today and went to Florina Beach for some long deserved relaxation. Master Friday wasn’t there to soak up the sun, he was there fighting crabs and monkeys! He’s been training almost non-stop for the past two days, my parents would have loved a magician son like him since he’s so dedicated to his job as a cleric. Anyway, he not only hits crabs, monkeys and monsters. Just look at him hitting on the Hoola girls at Florina!

Well you have to admit that those girls really know how to shake it! Maybe if I danced well enough, Valen might notice me. He’s the guy at the food stand next to the hoola girls. Boy, is he cute!

*Ah Hem*

Anyway, after our little chat with the Hoola Girls, Friday led me to explore the beach and soak in it’s sandy beauty. It was my first time there and I’m sure the locals knew I was a Noob…

We finally arrived at a beautiful spot on the beach and I lay down on the sand for some ME-time…

As you can see from the way I pronounced relaxation, stress has certainly taken a toll on my vocabulary. I spent quite some time on Florina and finally made my way back home to Perion in the evening. Master Friday was still going full speed at the training, so I bid him farewell and sailed back to Lith Harbour. While walking around Perion, I spotted a studious looking warrior. He was even better looking than Valen! Hope to see him around Perion soon…

I’d like to say thanks to the people who came to visit my blog and left their comments. I hope to take screenshots with all of you soon.

Much Love, Ojiji

Mapler Ojiji's Log: November 1st 2005

Since I’m still in the early stages of “blogging”, I’d like to take this time to talk a little more about my life before the training and spearwoman business began. As you have read in my virgin entry, I was born into a family of Artisan Magicians know as the Onyls’. Here are my parents in their younger days…

Being the eldest of three daughters, I was always pressured to be the best magician one can be. I guess it was because of this that I inevitably rebelled against my duties and instead of becoming a magician like my parents and grandparents, I chose the path of a warrior. No sooner had I started this journey when my two younger sisters decided to venture along the same path as well.

Truth be told, it wasn’t the happiest day of my parents’ lives but they wished us well and told us to be the best warriors a lady can be. Here I am when I first stepped out into the big maple to fulfill my destiny at age eighteen. I had less than a hundred mesos in my pocket but a whole truck load of passion in my heart…

Two months have passed quickly like El Nath’s chilly wind and I’ve learnt and experienced so much. Friends were made and lost, hairstyles and hair colours made a few changes as well. I went from brunette…to Jet Black and lastly to Punky Purple!

I still have a long way to on my journey to become a Dark Knight Spearwoman but I am willing to go all the way for it. Hopefully, I’ll be wearing this attire in the future…

Much Love, Ojiji